Romantic SMS for Your Loved One

Kuch Nasha apki Bat ka hai
Kuch Nasha dhimi Barsat ka hai
Hume ap yuhi Diwana na kahe
Is Dil pe asar apkse Mulakat ka hai!

Beautiful Birthday SMS With Blessings

Congratulations to you, my old friend
Birthday wishes to you, I do send
You look good for your age, I could say
But you look good to me any day
When I look in the mirror, I sigh
Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

Funny Coversation Between Santa and Banta

Santa standing on the platform
suddenly jumps on the railway track
Banta: Santa, you'll die
Santa: Fool, you'll die
Because haven’t you heard
the train is coming on the platform?

Love Messages Collection

Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

Nice Facebook Quotes

Master G Apne Student Se
Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao
Student:Mota Marta Moti pe
Bhukha Marta Roti pe
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan
Main Marta Choti pe!

Anniversary Hindi Poems

Its being for a long time that
We are walking holding our hands together
I can still remember the first day
When I got you in my life
Your presence has made the day so special
Which has come again
Happy Anniversary!

Good Night Text Messages

Since your eyes are looking tired
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours
Happy journey into the world of dreams
Gud Night and Sweet Dreams.

Good Morning Romantic Wishes

You have no idea how good
it feels to wake up every
morning knowing you are
mine and i am yours
Have a great day ahead
good Morning!

Good Night SMS

Succes is century make it
problem is yorker face it
failure is bouncer leave it
luck is full toss use it
but opportunity is free hit
never miss it
good afternoon my friends.

Funny Miss You Messages

I went 2 c d cardiologist 2day
ECG showed anomalies in my
heart’s mode of operation
The doc said my heart was
missing something 4 proper functioning
I was rushed 2 d theater &
surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that
surgery cud not solve d problem
cause my heart was missing u!

Break up Text Messages

COMPROMISING doesn't mean that
your are wrong and someone is right
it only means that
you value your RELATIONSHIP
much more than your EGO!

Painful Insult SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger
No
Sure
Well
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD.


Republic Day Messages

If not other than our common
ground to mee
let me remember the anonymous
for once at least
beyond the patriotic floats display
on a Republic Day.

Independence Day Wishes

Azadi k din par meri dua hai ki
ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal
Liaqat ki sherwani
Fatima ki jawani
Nehru ki chal or
gandi ji k baal de
Happy Independence Day.

Funny Confessions of Husband Wife

Wife  Where did you get these lipstick spots
Husband I am amazed myself
where how I got these spots
I was not wearing shirt at that time!

Hindi Movies Dialogues in English

Hum jaise tanha logon ka ab rona
kya muskana kya, jab chahne wala koi
na ho to jeena kya mar jana kya
sarhad paar ek aisa shaqs hai jo
apke liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hai.

Good luck and Best Wishes SMS

Never say u r happy when u r sad
Never say u r fine when u r not ok
Never say u feel good when u feel bad
Never say u r alone when i m still alive
Good luck and best wishes for ever.

Nice Quotes of Double Meaning


Aadi Raat Logo Ko Kya Krna Chaiye?
Zara Sucho
Sucho Sucho Bhai
Han Kya Huwa?
Atna B Nai Jante
Aray Bhai Logo Ko SONA Chaiye.


Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo
Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo
Plz Ik Bar Kehdo
Abh Intazar Nahin Hota
Abh Sabar Nahin Hota
Keun Nahin Khatee Ho Tum
Ka Aqqal Bareee Ka Bhaeenss!

Master Ji To Class
Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain
1 Girl - ?Master Ji
Nikal Ke Dikhayein
Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti
Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?

May Kitna Tm Pay Marta Hun
Aur Kitni Mohabat Krta Hon
Bas Ik Shikayt Hai Tm Sy
May Jab Bhi Perhnay Lagta Hon
Tm Chupky Sy Ajati Ho
Aur Aky Mjhy Behkati Ho
Na Jany Kiya Smjhati Ho
Aur Apny Pas Bulati Ho
Yeh Soch Zra,Ae Mairi Jaan
Kch Kaam Bhi Hai Is Duniya Ka
Hr Wqt Ki Chahat Thek Nahi
Aghosh Tri To Phir B Sahi
Lekin Yeh Waqt Hai Perhny Ka
Ja Aj Mjhy Tu Perhnay Dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy Kch Krnay Dai.

KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera
Door KiSi Tanhai Me
Dunya Se Judai Me
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe
Aur Aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe.

Broken Heart SMS

Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone
So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone
You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone.

Romantic Messages of Bewafa

Koi Nahi Hai Bewafa
Woh Apne Ghar Chala Gaya Afos Mat Karo
Itna Hi Us Ka Saath Tha Afos Mat Karo
Insaan Apne Aap Main Majboor Hai Bohat
Koi Nahi Hai Bewafa Afos Mat Karo.

Decent Flirt Messages

New style of proposing a girl
Can I borrow a coin
I told my mom that I wil phone
her when I met d girl of my dreams.

Success SMS Collection

Smile Is A Language Of Love,
Smile Is A Way To Success,
Smile Is To Win The Hearts,
Smile Improves You Personality,
So brush Properly.

Motivational Quotes SMS

The plus symbol is made
with 2 minus symbols
So all NEGATIVE things
can B shaped as positives
by our SMART work & POSITIVE thinking!

Nice Quotes of Rajnikanth

Impossible" Maybe spelled as
I M Possible
But never spell Rajinikant
as Rajini Cant Mind it.

Funny CID Jokes in Hindi

Funny CID Jokes collection
Read these CID Jokes, CID PJ's Jokes
and funny CID shayari
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do!

Funny Quotes of Munnabhai

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Make Your Life a Garden for Friends

A memory lasts forever
and never does it die
True friends stay together
and never say good bye.

Friends are Like Morning of the Day

I have a pen which is blue
I have a friend which is you
Flowers will die, waters will dry
but our friendship will never say goodbye.

Funny and Romantic Messages of Bhai Dooj


To the outside world we all grow old
but we know each other as we always were
We know each other’s heart
We live outside the touch of time
Happy Bhai Dooj!

Dhanteras SMS in Hindi

Dhanteres mai aap dhanwan ho
Rupchaudas Mai Aap rupwan ho
Diwali mai aapka jivan jagmag ho
Bhaidooj" par rishto mai mithas aaye
Wish you and your family Happy Dhanteras!