Nice Quotes of Double Meaning

Aadi Raat Logo Ko Kya Krna Chaiye?
Zara Sucho
Sucho Sucho Bhai
Han Kya Huwa?
Atna B Nai Jante
Aray Bhai Logo Ko SONA Chaiye.

Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo
Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo
Plz Ik Bar Kehdo
Abh Intazar Nahin Hota
Abh Sabar Nahin Hota
Keun Nahin Khatee Ho Tum
Ka Aqqal Bareee Ka Bhaeenss!

Master Ji To Class
Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain
1 Girl - ?Master Ji
Nikal Ke Dikhayein
Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti
Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?

May Kitna Tm Pay Marta Hun
Aur Kitni Mohabat Krta Hon
Bas Ik Shikayt Hai Tm Sy
May Jab Bhi Perhnay Lagta Hon
Tm Chupky Sy Ajati Ho
Aur Aky Mjhy Behkati Ho
Na Jany Kiya Smjhati Ho
Aur Apny Pas Bulati Ho
Yeh Soch Zra,Ae Mairi Jaan
Kch Kaam Bhi Hai Is Duniya Ka
Hr Wqt Ki Chahat Thek Nahi
Aghosh Tri To Phir B Sahi
Lekin Yeh Waqt Hai Perhny Ka
Ja Aj Mjhy Tu Perhnay Dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy Kch Krnay Dai.

KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera
Door KiSi Tanhai Me
Dunya Se Judai Me
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe
Aur Aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe.