Nice Facebook Quotes

Master G Apne Student Se
Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao
Student:Mota Marta Moti pe
Bhukha Marta Roti pe
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan
Main Marta Choti pe!

Teacher : How do u write 55
Student : I don't know
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5
The student wrote 5 and stopped
Teacher : What are you waiting for
Student : Can u tell me which
side to write the other 5?

Teacher : main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt : mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

Father: What about ur result
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy
Father:What about u
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai
Father:N whats your result
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy
Father:U idiot
i m asking about urs
Son:Tum kon sa khet ka muli
ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga.

Great students like Us
work on the 'principle of rockets
It does'nt mean
we aim for the skies
It means
we don't start studying
unless our tail is on fire!